Quiet In The Back!

Ep. 3 - The Rock

Patrick and Austin watch and review The Rock (1996) starring Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery. Trolley cars defy physics, green balls are dropped (and caught), and Sean gets a long overdue haircut.

Ep. 2 - Vampire's Kiss

Patrick and Austin watch and review Vampire's Kiss (1989) starring Nicolas Cage. Legendary memes are established, Cage's hairline is reassessed, and novelty vampire teeth are inserted.

Ep. 1 - Ghost Rider

Patrick and Austin watch and review Ghost Rider (2007) starring Nicolas Cage. Commentary includes Cage's hairline, quality of fight scenes, and Eva Mendes'...acting abilities.

Ep. 0 - Introduction

Patrick and Austin introduce themselves and let you know what this season is going to be about. Hint: It's Nicolas Cage movies. You're welcome.