Episodes

3 days ago
3 days ago
Patrick and Austin run from the future and refuse to get real jobs while watching Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid (1969), starring Robert Redford and Paul Newman.

Monday May 12, 2025
Monday May 12, 2025
Austin and Patrick build a large sailing ship in their living room with an ice-cream loving Haitian while watching and reviewing Jim Jarmusch's film embodiment of the Wu-Tang Clan aesthetic, Ghost Dog (1999), starring Forest Whitaker.

Thursday May 08, 2025
Thursday May 08, 2025
Austin and Patrick cringe hard watching Steven Seagal play a Native American in his 1998, straight-to-DVD, Russian money laundering scheme of a trash movie.

Monday May 05, 2025
Monday May 05, 2025
Patrick and Austin save Europe and the American Dream while watching and reviewing Saving Private Ryan (1998), starring Tom Hanks.

Monday Apr 28, 2025
Monday Apr 28, 2025
Patrick and Austin consume what Buy & Large tells them to consume while watching and reviewing Wall-E (2008) from their automated space loungers.

Thursday Apr 24, 2025
Thursday Apr 24, 2025
Welcome to Trash Talk Thursday! Austin and Patrick will be watching movies that are so bad they're good and talking trash about the movies we love to hate. This week, the boys talk Crank (2006), starring Jason Statham.

Monday Apr 21, 2025
Monday Apr 21, 2025
Patrick and Austin arrest themselves while narrating their own viewing of Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1975), a post-modern comedy classic.

Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Patrick and Austin become porn icons of the 1970's while watching and reviewing P.T. Anderson's Boogie Nights (1997), starring Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Don Cheadle, Philip Seymour Hoffman, & Heather Graham.

Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Austin and Patrick retrieve their stolen mojo from an obese Scotsman while watching and reviewing the second Austin Powers film, The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), starring Mike Myers and Heather Graham.

Monday Mar 31, 2025
Monday Mar 31, 2025
Austin and Patrick take over a card game by force while drinking opium and reviewing Tombstone (1993).